[If there's one thing that stays constant through scratched-universe-swapping-shenanigans, it's that good ol' Egbertian goober of a smile. Or would that be Crockerian?]

[Crockbertian? Egberocker-- no this is getting stupid.]

Oh, what a shame! I was really looking forward to having a good chat with her. Alas, it will have to wait I suppose. I apologize for jeopardizing your time, kind sir.