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[healium]

Mr. Strider, I have a request for your attention? Lil Sebastian has ... well, I can't really say he's gone missing, but I'm a bit confused. You said he had a stuffed rabbit beneath his exoskeleton, and now he seems to be wearing it on the outside. Was that some sort of "blending in to get the tactical advantage" setting I don't know about? It's bad enough that I still have to repair Poppop when I "return home", but I don't think Dad will take to a sunglasses wearing critter running about; at least with his more robot-looking appearance, I could have him hold still and pretend to just be a toy you sent.

Honestly, this entire little charade going on around me is nothing short of eyebrow-raising. I can't really have been transported somewhere when all that's happened is Lil Seb looking ready to drop the fridge; I haven't even had the opportunity to get my game yet!

[There's at least a good four minutes before the next text shows up.]

This isn't some ironic test to make me less skeptical about what I'm hearing and seeing, is it? Or is this suddenly one of the occasions where I'm being caught by a giant, squishy, foam butt and have yet to wake up from the weird dreams?

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[Text] Ops, I took forever to reply!

[used_puppets]

just bro.
no mysterious riddles here.
and it's good to meet you too.

look as far as i'm concerned dave is my only brother.
i heard about this dirk guy from jake's mouth and apparently he's me from the future?
still not exactly sure how that works.
my head's still spinning from the explanation i was given.

[Text] NAH sokay, i was gone for a bit there

[healium]

Time shenanigans is the answer I was given.
It's still giving my mind a spin.

I admit, I don't understand how it works either.
May I ask if I can get a look at you?