healium: (detective)
Jane Crocker ([personal profile] healium) wrote2012-11-23 12:03 am

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Mr. Strider, I have a request for your attention? Lil Sebastian has ... well, I can't really say he's gone missing, but I'm a bit confused. You said he had a stuffed rabbit beneath his exoskeleton, and now he seems to be wearing it on the outside. Was that some sort of "blending in to get the tactical advantage" setting I don't know about? It's bad enough that I still have to repair Poppop when I "return home", but I don't think Dad will take to a sunglasses wearing critter running about; at least with his more robot-looking appearance, I could have him hold still and pretend to just be a toy you sent.

Honestly, this entire little charade going on around me is nothing short of eyebrow-raising. I can't really have been transported somewhere when all that's happened is Lil Seb looking ready to drop the fridge; I haven't even had the opportunity to get my game yet!


[There's at least a good four minutes before the next text shows up.]

This isn't some ironic test to make me less skeptical about what I'm hearing and seeing, is it? Or is this suddenly one of the occasions where I'm being caught by a giant, squishy, foam butt and have yet to wake up from the weird dreams?
hoperaider: (Oops I did it again)

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[personal profile] hoperaider 2012-11-29 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
Good good.
Excellent in fact!

The robotic rabbit yes?
Theyre both great names though im not sure why dirk insisted on your changing it if he already had it named.

Uh well.
When i last saw you you kind of.
Got hit by some red shit and died horribly?
hoperaider: (Confused dot com)

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[personal profile] hoperaider 2012-11-29 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that makes sense then.

Yes probably.
No i havent started yet.
Your rabbit whisked me back to my island and got blown up by the dragon circling around.
So now im unconscious.
Er i was unconscious?
Fudge it whatever.
hoperaider: (omg no stop)

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[personal profile] hoperaider 2012-11-30 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Yes it was the same way i got to derse in the first place.
We were both on derse with dirk at the time.
Im sad to say that i havent the foggiest where your rabbit got to after that.
My most sincere apologies if it turns out for the worst!

Well things certainly arent going the way we planned at the moment!
hoperaider: (Fun loving soul)

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[personal profile] hoperaider 2012-12-03 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Well im sure we can wing it!
hoperaider: (Dorky McDorkington x2 Combo)

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[personal profile] hoperaider 2012-12-05 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Its still appreciated!
I think ill be fine.
I dont believe many of the beasts venture up to the ruins of my old house.
Ok granted the volcano *might* pose a problem if it actually blows its top but other than that!
hoperaider: (omg no stop)

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[personal profile] hoperaider 2012-12-07 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yyyes and now there are tremors.
I think that might have been the...second time i fell on my head and got conked out.
Oh goodness id been landing on my noggin a lot that day!
hoperaider: (Make him stop being cute H E L P)

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[personal profile] hoperaider 2012-12-09 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh sure it wasnt that bad of a drop either.
It just took me by surprise!
hoperaider: (Make him stop being cute H E L P)

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[personal profile] hoperaider 2012-12-09 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Im sure ill be right as rain!

[no, Jake, you probably won't with all the knocks to your head you got all day that day.]
hoperaider: (Cutie with a skull yaaaaay!)

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[personal profile] hoperaider 2012-12-10 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I dont know but i like the phrase regardless!
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[personal profile] hoperaider 2012-12-10 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Please do!
And let us know when you safely get to cherrygrove.
Id hate to think something bad happened while you were out on the road.