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Mr. Strider, I have a request for your attention? Lil Sebastian has ... well, I can't really say he's gone missing, but I'm a bit confused. You said he had a stuffed rabbit beneath his exoskeleton, and now he seems to be wearing it on the outside. Was that some sort of "blending in to get the tactical advantage" setting I don't know about? It's bad enough that I still have to repair Poppop when I "return home", but I don't think Dad will take to a sunglasses wearing critter running about; at least with his more robot-looking appearance, I could have him hold still and pretend to just be a toy you sent.
Honestly, this entire little charade going on around me is nothing short of eyebrow-raising. I can't really have been transported somewhere when all that's happened is Lil Seb looking ready to drop the fridge; I haven't even had the opportunity to get my game yet!
[There's at least a good four minutes before the next text shows up.]
This isn't some ironic test to make me less skeptical about what I'm hearing and seeing, is it? Or is this suddenly one of the occasions where I'm being caught by a giant, squishy, foam butt and have yet to wake up from the weird dreams?
Honestly, this entire little charade going on around me is nothing short of eyebrow-raising. I can't really have been transported somewhere when all that's happened is Lil Seb looking ready to drop the fridge; I haven't even had the opportunity to get my game yet!
[There's at least a good four minutes before the next text shows up.]
This isn't some ironic test to make me less skeptical about what I'm hearing and seeing, is it? Or is this suddenly one of the occasions where I'm being caught by a giant, squishy, foam butt and have yet to wake up from the weird dreams?
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theyre lusus
at least ours wwere i dont knoww wwhat your human seagoats wwere
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I never thought creatures like that could really, truly exist!
Oh my gosh, that's really exciting!
I always fancied the idea
What other creatures are there?
Jake often spoke fondly about little flying bulls.
I just assumed he was pulling my chain about those.
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huh
wwhy did you havve lusus i mean you dont evven use them since you got those human parent people
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They don't exist anywhere near where I live.
I don't know if he exactly knows how they got there either though.
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bro u didn just pick at jake being kind of dumb did u o no u dinttttt
since not all of the ones on his island might be your "lusus"
or not all of your "lusus" are on his island.
he sure did
dude you were leaving such a good impression, why did you ruin it
I think we should call this conversation a day, Mr. Ampora.
because he is eridan
bye
eridan. stahp.
nope
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