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Mr. Strider, I have a request for your attention? Lil Sebastian has ... well, I can't really say he's gone missing, but I'm a bit confused. You said he had a stuffed rabbit beneath his exoskeleton, and now he seems to be wearing it on the outside. Was that some sort of "blending in to get the tactical advantage" setting I don't know about? It's bad enough that I still have to repair Poppop when I "return home", but I don't think Dad will take to a sunglasses wearing critter running about; at least with his more robot-looking appearance, I could have him hold still and pretend to just be a toy you sent.

Honestly, this entire little charade going on around me is nothing short of eyebrow-raising. I can't really have been transported somewhere when all that's happened is Lil Seb looking ready to drop the fridge; I haven't even had the opportunity to get my game yet!

[There's at least a good four minutes before the next text shows up.]

This isn't some ironic test to make me less skeptical about what I'm hearing and seeing, is it? Or is this suddenly one of the occasions where I'm being caught by a giant, squishy, foam butt and have yet to wake up from the weird dreams?

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not a name i go by
shaggy 2 cape is more my style

Hoo hoo!
Do try to not step on your cape then, Mr. Shaggy.

are you kidding
i make that fabric sway to my sick beats and add a little counter point when i cut across the dance floor
its far from getting near my fast moving feet
ever learn how to break dance
how about rap

I can't say I've ever tried to break dance
and rapping isn't exactly a strong point.
Leaving it to the professionals and enjoying the results tend to be what I do.

break dancing is easy i could show you how
and john rapped once you should try it

I suppose I could give both a try.
Rapping may require far more practice than break dancing, however.

its cool
ill show you how
were get it going when we meet in person

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