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[Sitting in a chair with the gear being held by both a pair of orange paws and peeking vines, Jane clears her throat and sits up a bit straighter on realizing the red light was on. For just a moment, she's making a "Guys, you should have told me!!" sort of expression, before Jane begins with a second clearing of her throat.]
Hello, my name is Jane Crocker! Everyone, I'd like your attention for just a few minutes, please!
[Bringing up a piece of poster board with writing on it, Jane holds it steady while continuing to speak.] I'd like to ask if any of you would be available for taking a survey for me. The answers sent to this device will be private, as well as all the information given. If I do need to use it in a public setting, such as with a reveal of what the data indicates, all names will remain anonymous. It will only take a few minutes of your time, and overall, it will help myself and others begin to look for a pattern in the way people arrive or depart from this world.
If you would like to participate, here is a text portion of what I have written here, since I'm certain the video footage won't be nearly as easy to read. [There's a small 'hoohoo!' there, Jane giving the camera a smile.]
Take your time with your answers, and if you would like to help, please direct your friends to filling out the form! There will likely be a few more posts like this as I try to work on several of the unknowns in this world, so I really must thank you all for even taking the time to listen to all of this.
[With that said, Jane is moving the poster down out of sight to move and get her gear from her Pokemon; the feed shuts off, but soon enough, there's an attachment with the form for filling out.]
Hello, my name is Jane Crocker! Everyone, I'd like your attention for just a few minutes, please!
[Bringing up a piece of poster board with writing on it, Jane holds it steady while continuing to speak.] I'd like to ask if any of you would be available for taking a survey for me. The answers sent to this device will be private, as well as all the information given. If I do need to use it in a public setting, such as with a reveal of what the data indicates, all names will remain anonymous. It will only take a few minutes of your time, and overall, it will help myself and others begin to look for a pattern in the way people arrive or depart from this world.
If you would like to participate, here is a text portion of what I have written here, since I'm certain the video footage won't be nearly as easy to read. [There's a small 'hoohoo!' there, Jane giving the camera a smile.]
Take your time with your answers, and if you would like to help, please direct your friends to filling out the form! There will likely be a few more posts like this as I try to work on several of the unknowns in this world, so I really must thank you all for even taking the time to listen to all of this.
[With that said, Jane is moving the poster down out of sight to move and get her gear from her Pokemon; the feed shuts off, but soon enough, there's an attachment with the form for filling out.]
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I Cant Help But Feel That If I Fill This Out I Am Going To Start Receiving Unsolicited Advertizements For Low Cost Grub Feed
Or Bulge Enhancement
Should I Be Concerned Jane
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No, please don't be concerned!
You won't get any strange advertisements
I promise you that!
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It Just Seems Suspiciously Invasive
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truly are any questions that make you uncomfortable
you're welcome to skip them and simply state
that you are skipping them.
However,
I think you're just teasing me!
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As Long As I Have Permission
Teasing
Me
Would I Do Something Like That
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I think you would! :B
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I Suppose Its Possible
That This Is All A Big Joke
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well shucks, buster!
A big fat stinky joke is really no way
to approach such a sophisticated,
serious survey like this one!
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Rather That The Survey Itself
But I Thought It Was Funny
Uhm
I Will Just Fill This Out Now I Guess
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it looks like you got me while I was trying to get you!
It was funny!
Thank you!