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Mr. Strider, I have a request for your attention? Lil Sebastian has ... well, I can't really say he's gone missing, but I'm a bit confused. You said he had a stuffed rabbit beneath his exoskeleton, and now he seems to be wearing it on the outside. Was that some sort of "blending in to get the tactical advantage" setting I don't know about? It's bad enough that I still have to repair Poppop when I "return home", but I don't think Dad will take to a sunglasses wearing critter running about; at least with his more robot-looking appearance, I could have him hold still and pretend to just be a toy you sent.
Honestly, this entire little charade going on around me is nothing short of eyebrow-raising. I can't really have been transported somewhere when all that's happened is Lil Seb looking ready to drop the fridge; I haven't even had the opportunity to get my game yet!
[There's at least a good four minutes before the next text shows up.]
This isn't some ironic test to make me less skeptical about what I'm hearing and seeing, is it? Or is this suddenly one of the occasions where I'm being caught by a giant, squishy, foam butt and have yet to wake up from the weird dreams?
Honestly, this entire little charade going on around me is nothing short of eyebrow-raising. I can't really have been transported somewhere when all that's happened is Lil Seb looking ready to drop the fridge; I haven't even had the opportunity to get my game yet!
[There's at least a good four minutes before the next text shows up.]
This isn't some ironic test to make me less skeptical about what I'm hearing and seeing, is it? Or is this suddenly one of the occasions where I'm being caught by a giant, squishy, foam butt and have yet to wake up from the weird dreams?
[text] God I know those feels..................
Well.
Funny you should mention that!
Um.
There was...sort of a fire yesterday in the city im in?
Nothing to be alarmed about! Im fine and dandy and came out relatively unscathed!
[text] SHE'S NOT REALLY CRYING BRO
[text] SOB GOOD OR HE'D FEEL REALLY BAD
Especially considering yesterday was thanksgiving...
At any rate isnt there a trick to seeing if it wasnt a dream?
Its certainly real enough for me to feel these burns.
[text] now she feels guilty, so very guilty....
[text] dang Jake's bad at this stuff
A little fire wont keep this gentleman down for long!
How about you jane?
Nothing wrong on your end i hope?
[text] ;a; <3
I'm glad to hear that much.
Well, I'm still a bit baffled by how I wound up here?
[text] <3
We know absolutely nothing about why any of this is happening.
On the bright side certain relatives are here as well!
Dave strider rose lalonde jade harley and even your poppop john!
Though his last name is now egbert.
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[Hold up Jake. She's still baffled by POKEMONLAND, and you're telling her about her Poppop being here and then several names that sound familiar and what what whatwhatwaht?]
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Dave is dirks brother and rose is roxys mom but the same situation with jade.
And uh a little bit of an added twist but i think ill tell you when youre not completely bamboozled by whats going on at the moment.
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Goodness.
Yes, I think I need just a little time to sink all this in.
It's just a bit hard to accept right off the bat.
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Its a lot to take in all at once.
Would you like to change the topic for the moment then?
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So I've been told that there is certain birthday party I should attend in Violet City?
It was November 11th the last I looked, but according to the date on this phone, it says it is November 23rd.
[Plus a year later than it used to be?]
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But yes itll soon be that hectic first week of december full of birthdays.
There are some time shenanigans screwing around with us.
When i got here it was october 27th or something!
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I feel like I will wind up late with all of my gifts, but I do insist on making everyones cake!
That's awfully strange..
I wonder how it is that you were here a month ago, and yet you were still at home when we spoke last.
Time shenanigans indeed.
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But ill never say no to the famous jane crocker cake.
The only thing i can think of is time shenanigans really.
Roxy was pretty sure of the same thing.
Um but jane are you sure youre alright?
What was the last thing you remember when you were home?
[He kind of. Saw you get stabbed by the Red Miles.]
[text] i assume he knows about robot bunny
It's more the time shenanigans that has my mind giving me loop-de-loops.
I'm sure it will pass easily enough.
I just activated lil Sebastian to lift the fridge, as my dad put it in front of the door after catching me outside earlier.
Oh, lil Sebastian is Honey Bear's new name.
Dirk scolded me for not changing it sooner.
Why do you ask?
[text] You'd be absolutely correct. <3
Excellent in fact!
The robotic rabbit yes?
Theyre both great names though im not sure why dirk insisted on your changing it if he already had it named.
Uh well.
When i last saw you you kind of.
Got hit by some red shit and died horribly?
[text] <3
He insisted because when lil Sebastian changed owners, it should have meant a new name as well.
Oh dear.
Do you think this is more... time shenanigans?
Wait, did you already start Sburb?
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Yes probably.
No i havent started yet.
Your rabbit whisked me back to my island and got blown up by the dragon circling around.
So now im unconscious.
Er i was unconscious?
Fudge it whatever.
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I do hope he managed to escape and only took a blow rather than be ultimately destroyed.
Overall, it doesn't sound like things are going very well.
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We were both on derse with dirk at the time.
Im sad to say that i havent the foggiest where your rabbit got to after that.
My most sincere apologies if it turns out for the worst!
Well things certainly arent going the way we planned at the moment!
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[Kind of super worried now.]
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Please take care.
I know the concern may not carry through if we leave here
but I know it's still the same even at home.
Your island isn't exactly safe either, with all those stories you've told me.
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I think ill be fine.
I dont believe many of the beasts venture up to the ruins of my old house.
Ok granted the volcano *might* pose a problem if it actually blows its top but other than that!
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