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Mr. Strider, I have a request for your attention? Lil Sebastian has ... well, I can't really say he's gone missing, but I'm a bit confused. You said he had a stuffed rabbit beneath his exoskeleton, and now he seems to be wearing it on the outside. Was that some sort of "blending in to get the tactical advantage" setting I don't know about? It's bad enough that I still have to repair Poppop when I "return home", but I don't think Dad will take to a sunglasses wearing critter running about; at least with his more robot-looking appearance, I could have him hold still and pretend to just be a toy you sent.

Honestly, this entire little charade going on around me is nothing short of eyebrow-raising. I can't really have been transported somewhere when all that's happened is Lil Seb looking ready to drop the fridge; I haven't even had the opportunity to get my game yet!

[There's at least a good four minutes before the next text shows up.]

This isn't some ironic test to make me less skeptical about what I'm hearing and seeing, is it? Or is this suddenly one of the occasions where I'm being caught by a giant, squishy, foam butt and have yet to wake up from the weird dreams?

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thank you

yeah uh not sure how much i should be saying but from what i know there was a 400 year honking difference in when they roamed the earth
i heard about the movies pretty damn sweet
also got told youre a prankster like john

It doesn't sound all that different from what Dirk would explain, even if I still find it incredible to believe.
Yes, Jake is an enormous fan and has rewatched that movie so many times.

Well, I certainly inherited more than just my looks from my dear Poppop!
He's the reason behind these sorts of shenanigans.
I've only had stories to go by from Dad for the longest time.

youll find our whole lives are jacked up on ridiculous levels of what the
and its all some big set up to a finish
supposedly
theres a lot of shit being doled out to us who are on our way to your session
but none of that matters here

i think the same goes for him
i never really asked because it never came up

I'm starting to figure that much out.
At least, the bits I've gathered so far.

I think I'll have to ask for his story next time I speak with him then, hoohoo! :B

if you got any questions about it im right here
ill churn out what i know and direct you to rose for the rest
talking to me first is productive because im not lady of the long winded explanations that take half a year to get done
why would anyone stretch out the need to know things like that
its like torture for any hapless bystanders ears
if they cant get away they think about chewing off their own leg
but everywhere you go people just yak on like there no tomorrow or big problems ahead

you should
and mention baking

I'll definitely ping you with a message when I've got a good list of questions on hand!
Hoo hoo, I'm not too surprised, since she's a famous author back home!

Oh? Does he bake as well?

yeah i heard that
were all peers here
yeah hit me with all of it leave none of that shit out

its a family thing
like bro and me do irony
and rap

I feel like I should challenge him to a bake-off then. :B

do it do it
i want to see this
how would you proclaim it
do you brandish a spoon or something

Hoo hoo, yes!
It's a shame I don't have my Junior Battermaster's Bowlbuster Stirring Solution 50000.
That spoon has helped me make so many cakes over the years.

probably snagged because its tech from our world
sylladexes dont work here and all our weapons were snagged
which blows i had a shitton of swords on me

I do hope we get our things back when we are returned to our world.
Striders and their swords.

course we like our swords
theyre long and strong helps us get our friction on

Good god.

[Striders.]

not a name i go by
shaggy 2 cape is more my style

Hoo hoo!
Do try to not step on your cape then, Mr. Shaggy.

are you kidding
i make that fabric sway to my sick beats and add a little counter point when i cut across the dance floor
its far from getting near my fast moving feet
ever learn how to break dance
how about rap

I can't say I've ever tried to break dance
and rapping isn't exactly a strong point.
Leaving it to the professionals and enjoying the results tend to be what I do.

break dancing is easy i could show you how
and john rapped once you should try it

I suppose I could give both a try.
Rapping may require far more practice than break dancing, however.

its cool
ill show you how
were get it going when we meet in person

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