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[healium]

So um, I have a request today! Pokemon eggs. Is anyone interested in taking any off our hands? I uh.. My Pokemon and Dave's Pokemon decided to leave us a bunch this morning, and we didn't find them until we came back from training, and.. well, we aren't going to raise nineteen Pokemon, that would be insane!

[Moving the feed from herself to point at her bed, the eggs are all neatly arranged with cards beneath the respective bunch or single.] If you have trouble reading the writing, I can let you know which Pokemon is which. I can definitely say from what.. little I've researched about breeding, that the Growlithe and Solosis eggs should be really powerful once they hatch! Both had parents of the same species together and all.

We do want them to go to nice homes overall, so I'm not too interested in charging any money; just take care of them and we'll call it good, alright?

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[healium]

[Put a smiile on your faace, make the world a better plaaace!!]

It's lovely to meet you, Mayu! Alright, let me just tinker with this, and you can talk to the nurses at the center there. They'll have both eggs ready for you!

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[togetherforever]

[Have an even wider smile.]

Thank you. It was nice to meet you too, Miss... [Crap, what was her name.]

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[healium]

Oh! Excuse me, silly self, didn't even introduce myself in my excitement. My name is Jane Crocker.

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[togetherforever]

Oh. It was nice to meet you, Ms. Crocker.

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[spotted]

[Considering the trouble she went through to catch one Pokémon (who was definitely not worth the headache, as it turns out!), she is fairly interested in free Pokémon.

Raising it sounds like less an adventure, but she could certainly teach it a few things.

Put on the mask and a kind smile, Rommy.]

How generous of you. [She studies the eggs-- hm.] Would you tell me a little about the Zorua?

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[unended]

...so they just. [ procreate, however that is done. and he's not thinking too hard about it. ]

When their trainers aren't looking? [ thankfully the two he has are both girls and not of a compatible species. ]

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[moveslikestrider]

Yep. You could be asleep and the bed's still rocking. [He's not sorry for sharing this mental image.]

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[ ...give him a second. he's just...pressing his face into his hands for a second. this is worse than all the useless porn convos his friends had, at least that had been normal for teenagers. ] How would--

[ no, no details actually. ] It's only if they're opposite gendered, right? I...don't have to worry if I have all female pokemon, right?

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[moveslikestrider]

[That whining sound makes him sigh and pat her back.] Pineco look like old dudes. Look at them.

[He whips his pokedex out, tapping the top.] Eyebrows.

[Theeeen the rest of it.] Beard. They were telling us to get off their lawn.

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[healium]

Sure! They're tricky little black furred foxes, and are capable of wrapping themselves up in an illusion. You could be seeing a little boy one moment, and in the next, a Zorua has dropped the illusion just to startle you. They're best known for being pranksters due to this, but it's a unique ability! The only other Pokemon that can imitate that sort of thing is a Ditto.

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[healium]

Un..fortunately, yes, that is the case here.

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[healium]

Hoohoo, just Jane is fine!

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[onelevelnicer]

I'm on my way to Viridian, miss. And as for me? I'm Kaoru Hitachiin.

Pleasure to meet you!

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[healium]

[Uncovering her face long enough to look, she winds up covering her mouth to muffle some giggles.] Oh my god, they do.

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[moveslikestrider]

[Well that backfired. Really hard right in his face. Give Dave a minute of thinking.]

Yeah you're good. There won't be any freshly laid surprises for you until you get a compatible dude.

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[healium]

It's good to meet you too! I'll send the egg through the PC and all you have to do is ask one of the nurses. She should have it all set for you!

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[unended]

Hello again, Miss Jane. But ah... it isn't hard to give eggs away, right? My companion took in quite a few, it seems like they're popular.

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[healium]

Hello again yourself, Joonhee! It isn't for the most part, but we were lucky that neither of us were breeders. Otherwise, we'd surely have twice the amount we actually got.

Are you interested in any?

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[unended]

[ if he knew Joonhee might feel sorry for it. ]

Ah I'm glad... since I'm a breeder I'd get even more eggs, wouldn't I?

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[unended]

That's right, I read that breeders get more eggs. [ how does that even work? ] I guess I should be really careful since I'm a breeder.

[ he's decided that not thinking too hard is key to staying sane here. ] I haven't raised an egg yet myself so I've been kind of hesitant to start.

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[healium]

It's really a bigger concern when you're traveling with others, and you both leave your Pokemon out and unwatched.

Now is as good as any time to start! They really aren't that hard to care for at all, it's just a matter of keeping them warm until they hatch.

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[unended]

That's good to know. [ but wait... Feng's a boy and Yoonjae's a girl. ]

Wouldn't you rather give them to someone more experienced?

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[healium]

[Shhhhhhh.] I promise, you don't need to be as experienced as you're thinking you will have to be.

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[unended]

You said a good home so I just thought it might be better...

Um. If there's one that you think would be good, I don't really know how to choose.

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[spotted]

[Illusions...

That would be useful. Excellent.]

I would like one then. In addition, do you know where I could find a Ditto?

[Because they also sound terribly useful.]