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[healium]

So um, I have a request today! Pokemon eggs. Is anyone interested in taking any off our hands? I uh.. My Pokemon and Dave's Pokemon decided to leave us a bunch this morning, and we didn't find them until we came back from training, and.. well, we aren't going to raise nineteen Pokemon, that would be insane!

[Moving the feed from herself to point at her bed, the eggs are all neatly arranged with cards beneath the respective bunch or single.] If you have trouble reading the writing, I can let you know which Pokemon is which. I can definitely say from what.. little I've researched about breeding, that the Growlithe and Solosis eggs should be really powerful once they hatch! Both had parents of the same species together and all.

We do want them to go to nice homes overall, so I'm not too interested in charging any money; just take care of them and we'll call it good, alright?

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[moveslikestrider]

[He may or may not be a little red faced at first, he found the eevee eggs in his BED. Fast recovery is a go.]

Not interested in charging money either. But man, it's like they waited until we were off wandering to go you know what we need to do?

It.

All night long.

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[healium]

[It's probably the awkward of POKEMON BABIES and that's what Jane is leaving that red coloring to, so not going to ask because wow this is. Special.]

Apparently. I suppose we should be grateful that it wasn't while we were in our rooms sleeping.

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[onelevelnicer]

Not charging, huh.~

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[healium]

Nope! Has anything caught your eye? If you need more of an explanation, I'd be happy to answer any questions!

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[usedencore]

[Well hello there free pokémon that she can has and not spend money on pokeballs to catch more. Which means she can buy more and better clothes later on.

Yes.

Good.]

Are you limiting how many per person?

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[healium]

[Taking a moment to check with Dave too, she's shaking her head.] Nope! Which ones are you looking at?

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[togetherforever]

[Even if the stuff was for free, she feels bad for just taking one. Goddammit, just take the free egg.]

Are you sure you're fine with not charging?

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[healium]

Positive! Are there any that are catching your eye?

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[spotted]

[Considering the trouble she went through to catch one Pokémon (who was definitely not worth the headache, as it turns out!), she is fairly interested in free Pokémon.

Raising it sounds like less an adventure, but she could certainly teach it a few things.

Put on the mask and a kind smile, Rommy.]

How generous of you. [She studies the eggs-- hm.] Would you tell me a little about the Zorua?

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[healium]

Sure! They're tricky little black furred foxes, and are capable of wrapping themselves up in an illusion. You could be seeing a little boy one moment, and in the next, a Zorua has dropped the illusion just to startle you. They're best known for being pranksters due to this, but it's a unique ability! The only other Pokemon that can imitate that sort of thing is a Ditto.

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[unended]

...so they just. [ procreate, however that is done. and he's not thinking too hard about it. ]

When their trainers aren't looking? [ thankfully the two he has are both girls and not of a compatible species. ]

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[moveslikestrider]

Yep. You could be asleep and the bed's still rocking. [He's not sorry for sharing this mental image.]

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[healium]

Un..fortunately, yes, that is the case here.

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[ragnarok_strike]

Growlithe, hm... I've been looking for one of those!
[Laguna would be using video, but he's just shaken due to a conversation with lightning okay???]
Are you sure you don't need any money for it?

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[healium]

I'm positive! We just want them to go to trainers or breeders who will take care of them.

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[polterpigeon]

[Nageki is kind of strangely interested in the idea of looking after a pokemon egg. He does want to become a stronger person, right? Someone who doesn't always need to be protected? Raising an egg is totally the right way to go about this. Besides, he's been lead to believe you need more than one Pokémon for a good team.]

I would be interested in adopting one of your eggs. Would you have any advice or recommendations of type for someone who has never taken care of one before?

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[healium]

Sure! Grass types are really easy to care for, right off the bat. Most will be able to feed themselves with photosynthesis, and only need warmth and water to thrive. The only one I happen to have is a Chikorita, but they're really friendly and very helpful creatures.

[shippingmath]

You did better than Jake at dealing with unexpected eggs.

[He's seriously never going to let Jake live down fainting.]

[moveslikestrider]

When exactly did he faint during that whole business? I never got the full story behind that.

[healium]

Yes, well, we were lucky and only got nineteen. Aradia is a breeder, so her Pokemon are all under that weird magical oath to have a million more eggs than trainers will get.

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[searsblindly]

[Where is Terezi? That girl gets to places even in her fucking blind state. Her video is upside down and it's so obvious that she's cradling the Zorua egg she was given like it was her own baby. She just grins and cackles into the feed.]

I hope this doesn't become a daily ritual of any kind! I do enjoy the lovely pitch of Dave's voice when it happens though. [She is laughing so much right now.] It is a glorious sound that makes up for not being able to taste his cherry red goodness.

I need help, Jane human! While training Pyralspite I realize a huge flaw about catching them! I cannot see. [That, everyone knows.] I cannot exactly tell whether I am throwing my pokeballs in the right direction!

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[healium]

No, no, I certainly hope it isn't a daily thing. [Though she's wondering about that pitch, Jane assumes it's part of being blind; one just pays more attention to their surroundings when they can't see.]

Hoohoo, yes, I suppose that would be a giant flaw! Are you outside already? Did you remember to at least pull on your jacket? [Does she need to go find you amidst the Slowpoke?]

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[when_turks_fly]

Only nineteen?

[ Why yes, someone might be teasing a little bit. Then again, she has seen at least two instances in which people have been saddled with an egg count that extended into the hundreds, so perhaps it's justified. ]

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[healium]

Only. Thank goodness it is only. [Laughing gently, she caught that small tease.] I don't know what anyone would do with more than fifty, other than donate them to the breeding centers.

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[pikajanken]

You have a Shinx egg?!

[Whoops, calm yourself Yayoi. She laughs nervously.]

I've been trying to find one in the wild but I haven't had much luck.

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[healium]

Mhm! It's all yours, if you'd like!

[Giggles lightly.] They are pretty quick on their feet, I can agree to that.

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[cascades]

[Hmm... squinting at thos names.]

What does a Gible look like?

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[healium]

Like -- [She was going to say 'a head with big gaping jaws' but that might not be the best selling point. Instead, she's fishing around with her pokedex and eventually producing an image.]

Kind of like a land shark, now that I think more on it.