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[healium]

So um, I have a request today! Pokemon eggs. Is anyone interested in taking any off our hands? I uh.. My Pokemon and Dave's Pokemon decided to leave us a bunch this morning, and we didn't find them until we came back from training, and.. well, we aren't going to raise nineteen Pokemon, that would be insane!

[Moving the feed from herself to point at her bed, the eggs are all neatly arranged with cards beneath the respective bunch or single.] If you have trouble reading the writing, I can let you know which Pokemon is which. I can definitely say from what.. little I've researched about breeding, that the Growlithe and Solosis eggs should be really powerful once they hatch! Both had parents of the same species together and all.

We do want them to go to nice homes overall, so I'm not too interested in charging any money; just take care of them and we'll call it good, alright?

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[healium]

Only. Thank goodness it is only. [Laughing gently, she caught that small tease.] I don't know what anyone would do with more than fifty, other than donate them to the breeding centers.

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[moveslikestrider]

You know what they say about old farts, they just can't keep it up for long. [Keep giggling. He really doesn't want that back. Dave cracks open the sports bottle of apple juice and takes a swig.]

Then you're stuck cleaning up after them.

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[when_turks_fly]

[ And that? That would be a fairly newborn Pichu jumping from the floor onto Valeria's lap and scaling her clothes to briefly claim her shoulder, then jump right on top of her head. ]

Try to find them good homes? [ She lifts a hand to adjust her 'hat,' which chirps curiously at the screen. Fashionable, no? ] That's what I've seen in any case. There's usually a price on them, though.

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[moveslikestrider]

Hey, there was no pitch changing on my part. It's the same tone you always hear. [Only it wasn't. Because embarrassment is realizing pokemon banged on your bed. While you were out like some naughty daughter and her boyfriend doing it on her parent's bed.]

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[pikajanken]

You have a Shinx egg?!

[Whoops, calm yourself Yayoi. She laughs nervously.]

I've been trying to find one in the wild but I haven't had much luck.

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[onelevelnicer]

That's a long time to carry an egg around in your backpack.

[shippingmath]

As soon as he saw how many there were. Actually, I think half of it was because his Emolga was a girl.

[shippingmath]

Yeah, well, he knew she was breeding them, with the goal of selling.

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[cascades]

[Hmm... squinting at thos names.]

What does a Gible look like?

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[usedencore]

Huh, isn't that interesting? Well, one less decision for me to have to worry about making then. Handy, too.

Nah, it's alright if they do. A pokémon with no spunk doesn't seem like it'd be much fun to train, know what I mean?

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[polterpigeon]

That sounds like it would be perfect for me. I'll adopt one of those, then.

Do I have to...

[He fidgets.]

Sit.

On the egg.

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[unended]

Hidden machines are like the technical machines, right? [ why are they called machines when they look like cds? ]

I thought I needed a cd player when someone gave me that.

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So I can treat it like a puppy? [ that's a relief, at least he's owned a puppy before. ]

[moveslikestrider]

How could he not know, you flip your dex open and you know instantly.

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[healium]

We did somewhat have to clean up after them, if only in gathering what was left of ourselves and getting the hell out of there before more dropped.

[Still giggling, Jane picks up one of the Eevee eggs now to check for any dings or cracks, she thinks for a few moments.]

Do you think I'd leave anyone heartbroken if I kept one of these? Eevee were always the most interesting Pokemon in terms of evolutions from the games.

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[healium]

Like -- [She was going to say 'a head with big gaping jaws' but that might not be the best selling point. Instead, she's fishing around with her pokedex and eventually producing an image.]

Kind of like a land shark, now that I think more on it.

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[healium]

[She can't help a small laugh at the Pichu "hat", smiling.] Yes, just finding the homes that are willing to take them in is one thing. Neither Dave or myself are interested in slapping prices on them, especially when we didn't plan anything. All we know about the eggs is what kind they are; none of the moves or any of that.

[healium]

Hoo hoo, perhaps it was the amount that made him faint.

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[healium]

It does seem like it, but time really does fly here. I will say your backpack may not be the best place, but every mart has egg slings available!

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[healium]

Mhm! It's all yours, if you'd like!

[Giggles lightly.] They are pretty quick on their feet, I can agree to that.

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[healium]

Exactly! Growlithe are medium sized dogs, and the only thing to watch out for is when they start learning fire breathing attacks.

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[healium]

If I may get your name and location, I'll have it waiting in the center for you!

[What an interesting question -]

Oh, no, you shouldn't have to! They just need to be kept warm, so keeping it with your other Pokemon or in amidst your clothes would be fine. Actually, they have egg slings at the centers and marts, so you should be able to pick one up for cheap!

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[healium]

I do understand what you mean, it's more the ones who feel like getting frisky with their chompers that makes me hope. My friend Jake has this enormous Feraligatr that constantly tries to chew on him, and while he says it's just in good fun, it's still sharp teeth going at a limb!

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[usedencore]

Oh, trust me- they'll learn that's a bad idea from the go. I don't take well to my clothes being ripped unless I paid for them to be that way.

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[onelevelnicer]

Egg sling...