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[healium]

So um, I have a request today! Pokemon eggs. Is anyone interested in taking any off our hands? I uh.. My Pokemon and Dave's Pokemon decided to leave us a bunch this morning, and we didn't find them until we came back from training, and.. well, we aren't going to raise nineteen Pokemon, that would be insane!

[Moving the feed from herself to point at her bed, the eggs are all neatly arranged with cards beneath the respective bunch or single.] If you have trouble reading the writing, I can let you know which Pokemon is which. I can definitely say from what.. little I've researched about breeding, that the Growlithe and Solosis eggs should be really powerful once they hatch! Both had parents of the same species together and all.

We do want them to go to nice homes overall, so I'm not too interested in charging any money; just take care of them and we'll call it good, alright?

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[shippingmath]

Your taste is indiscriminate. Come on, tell me the best movie you've ever seen.

[Dirk moves out of arm's reach of Jake and takes a moment to fix his clothes, because they kind of got messed up while Jake was tickle torturing him. Time to repair his dignity by pretending this never happened! At least this time his hair hasn't been messed up.]

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[searsblindly]

Your lusus does like strifing! There were many strifes in your timeline.

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[moveslikestrider]

Hey, strifes keep a guy pretty sharp. It's what I needed and what proves to him you're ready.

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[searsblindly]

Trolls are quite adept at strifing. Better than you silly humans!

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[moveslikestrider]

Oh come on, let's not get into humans and trolls which is superior crap. For one it's false, two it's just stupid.

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[searsblindly]

It's not false or stupid. It's just kind of a thing that exists because our society is specifically built on survival of the fittest! Also, your skin is squishy remember? Pink and squishy and kind of sucks at this taking cold business!

But humans have qualities that do surpass our own! But we're built on fighting. It's pretty much if you can't really fight, you might as well be dead! [They've done some pretty fucked up shit before they ever met up with the kids. Not that she's ever fully talked about any of that.] Let's be honest. Not all humans are really adept at fighting!

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[moveslikestrider]

You're talking to someone who was raised to fight. Which is my point, in this case it isn't about survival of the fittest. Operating on a different law system. [Yeah, they don't talk much about the fucked up shit. Or the whole...quadrant crap.] How did we even get on this topic, weren't we discussing something else before this?

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[searsblindly]

I've completely forgotten what we were talking about and how it got to this subject.

I think it's time for a new subject because this one is cumbersome and there are better things to talk about!

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[healium]

Good, glad to hear it. [Going to put a hat on her head and push some gloves in her hands now too.] Dragon types really are some of the strongest types, but ice is the biggest problem they will have to face.

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[healium]

Nope! That should be about it. If you have any questions after they hatch though, feel free to call me.

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[healium]

Hoo hoo, my lips are sealed.

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[healium]

[ha. ha ha. HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA HA.] Well he is a great friend! [WHAT ARE YOU DOING VAL]

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[healium]

Mhm! It was a bit more of an accident since I'm a trainer rather than a breeder. May I get your name and location? I'll have the egg waiting at the center for you.

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[healium]

It will definitely help; I've heard that some fire types actually accelerate the time it takes to hatch eggs.

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[moveslikestrider]

Well, human food. How are you liking it? I mean we have some shit in common but, there's other stuff too. Like hot dogs and burgers and pizza. I showed you pizza right? If I didn't, I am an ass and we got to fix that right the fuck now.

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[moveslikestrider]

What kind of Eevee are you thinking to go for?

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[healium]

I was always a fan of Vaporeon's in the game, and if the stats are the same, then they're excellent at special defenses and special attacks. On top of that, they can learn ice moves.

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[moveslikestrider]

I think the stats got super charged. You'd have to ask Rose. All I know is they're good to have for a water pokemon and she recommended Vaporeon.

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[when_turks_fly]

I see. [ Friend. Right. She's doing what any proper mother would, of course. Teasing with a side of potential assumption and smiling a knowing smile. ]

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[healium]

[She hears that--] Just what are you implying? Don't think I don't see that smile! [DONT' BE LIKE BRO AND SHIP THEM GOSH how embarrassing]

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[healium]

Hoo hoo, that's good to know. I do need a second water type, especially when it comes time to take on a fire type gym - are there any in Johto, do you know? Or am I only preparing for Kanto with Blaine.

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[moveslikestrider]

Uh. You know, I'm not sure. Either way you'll need it to punch out the dragon gym.

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[healium]

Quite true. That's out in.. Blackthorn, right? At least I have plenty of time to prepare.

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[moveslikestrider]

Yeah, that's out by the dragon cave.

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[healium]

I can't wait to get there, it must look really neat inside!