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So um, I have a request today! Pokemon eggs. Is anyone interested in taking any off our hands? I uh.. My Pokemon and Dave's Pokemon decided to leave us a bunch this morning, and we didn't find them until we came back from training, and.. well, we aren't going to raise nineteen Pokemon, that would be insane!

[Moving the feed from herself to point at her bed, the eggs are all neatly arranged with cards beneath the respective bunch or single.] If you have trouble reading the writing, I can let you know which Pokemon is which. I can definitely say from what.. little I've researched about breeding, that the Growlithe and Solosis eggs should be really powerful once they hatch! Both had parents of the same species together and all.

We do want them to go to nice homes overall, so I'm not too interested in charging any money; just take care of them and we'll call it good, alright?

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Trolls are quite adept at strifing. Better than you silly humans!

Oh come on, let's not get into humans and trolls which is superior crap. For one it's false, two it's just stupid.

It's not false or stupid. It's just kind of a thing that exists because our society is specifically built on survival of the fittest! Also, your skin is squishy remember? Pink and squishy and kind of sucks at this taking cold business!

But humans have qualities that do surpass our own! But we're built on fighting. It's pretty much if you can't really fight, you might as well be dead! [They've done some pretty fucked up shit before they ever met up with the kids. Not that she's ever fully talked about any of that.] Let's be honest. Not all humans are really adept at fighting!

You're talking to someone who was raised to fight. Which is my point, in this case it isn't about survival of the fittest. Operating on a different law system. [Yeah, they don't talk much about the fucked up shit. Or the whole...quadrant crap.] How did we even get on this topic, weren't we discussing something else before this?

I've completely forgotten what we were talking about and how it got to this subject.

I think it's time for a new subject because this one is cumbersome and there are better things to talk about!

Well, human food. How are you liking it? I mean we have some shit in common but, there's other stuff too. Like hot dogs and burgers and pizza. I showed you pizza right? If I didn't, I am an ass and we got to fix that right the fuck now.

It's different, but I really like human candy! Especially lollipops. [I wonder why.]

I remember what human pizza looks like, but I have not tried this pizza thing you speak of.

That's our next order of business, you and pizza are going to meet for the first time. Obviously we have to go for classic cheese and pepperoni first. Little burst of flavor to get you started.

You're making me hungry, Dave. If I do not have this pizza by tonight I will be very upset. How dare you put something right under my nose and not let me have it!

Why would I be so cruel? We will have pizza tonight, I swear on it.

You wouldn't! Human food is quite delicious! It makes up for not being able to eat colored chalk.

What else can you put on a pizza? [More like, what can't you put on a pizza?]