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[healium]

So um, I have a request today! Pokemon eggs. Is anyone interested in taking any off our hands? I uh.. My Pokemon and Dave's Pokemon decided to leave us a bunch this morning, and we didn't find them until we came back from training, and.. well, we aren't going to raise nineteen Pokemon, that would be insane!

[Moving the feed from herself to point at her bed, the eggs are all neatly arranged with cards beneath the respective bunch or single.] If you have trouble reading the writing, I can let you know which Pokemon is which. I can definitely say from what.. little I've researched about breeding, that the Growlithe and Solosis eggs should be really powerful once they hatch! Both had parents of the same species together and all.

We do want them to go to nice homes overall, so I'm not too interested in charging any money; just take care of them and we'll call it good, alright?

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[shippingmath]

Don't you dare-

[Oh god. Any actions other than Get the Hell Away have been suspended, because Dirk is too busy laughing and trying to ward off Jake's hand's. Dave's view is going to be even more chaotic for a while.]

Fuck! Stop cheating! Jake-

[moveslikestrider]

[Dave is just sitting back and drinking his apple juice.] Yeah Jake, we're having a convo here.

[hoperaider]

[Jake stops after a few seconds and moves away, huffing and crossing his arms.]

You know it wasn't my taste in cinema I was talking about! And my taste is impeccable, thank you very much.

Also, Dave, I respect and admire you a great deal, but now I'm adding myself to your conversation for a little bit.

[Also, Dirk, he has no problem telling Dave how to effectively tickle you.]

[shippingmath]

Your taste is indiscriminate. Come on, tell me the best movie you've ever seen.

[Dirk moves out of arm's reach of Jake and takes a moment to fix his clothes, because they kind of got messed up while Jake was tickle torturing him. Time to repair his dignity by pretending this never happened! At least this time his hair hasn't been messed up.]