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[healium]

So um, I have a request today! Pokemon eggs. Is anyone interested in taking any off our hands? I uh.. My Pokemon and Dave's Pokemon decided to leave us a bunch this morning, and we didn't find them until we came back from training, and.. well, we aren't going to raise nineteen Pokemon, that would be insane!

[Moving the feed from herself to point at her bed, the eggs are all neatly arranged with cards beneath the respective bunch or single.] If you have trouble reading the writing, I can let you know which Pokemon is which. I can definitely say from what.. little I've researched about breeding, that the Growlithe and Solosis eggs should be really powerful once they hatch! Both had parents of the same species together and all.

We do want them to go to nice homes overall, so I'm not too interested in charging any money; just take care of them and we'll call it good, alright?

Comments

[Video]

[searsblindly]

How bold of you, Strider! If you really wanted me in your pants, you should have just said so!

I knew you worked fast, but I am here swooning at such forwardness. It's like Karkat's romcoms where the girl gets to wear her flushed mate's clothing. I can finally have their lives!

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

What?? [Ignore the squeak and higher octave here.] I didn't mean my boxers, ok. Just in general!

[Video]

[searsblindly]

[Terezi is just cackling. The sweet sounds of Dave losing his cool is such a beautiful sound. She is definitely relishing in it.] We were talking about your pants, Dave! Of course it would imply your underwear too.

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

No it doesn't. A guy can change the topic to underwear and not mean his pandaroos.

[Video]

[searsblindly]

You're just trying to make excuses! We were talking about your pants. Of course we're gonna talk about your underwear!

Are they comfy? Would I be comfortable in them?

[Video] Don't read and drink at the same time

[moveslikestrider]

I- [Wow. Wow. Okay, you know what he's going to go for it.] Shit, you should ask how they're not comfy. I think about the glory that is my underwear and weep at how spoiled I am. These things are so perfect they're fuckin blessed.

[Video] These two are fucking ridiculous

[searsblindly]

Woooooooooooow. [She puts a hand to her forehead dramatically! God damn, she is swooning so much.]

Dave. Daaaaaaaave!!! Let me wear your underwear sometime. I must truly witness how comfortable and blessed they are. Let me smell how blessed they are. [SHE SURE AS HELL SAID THAT. It's fucking on.]

[Video] It's only going to get worse.

[moveslikestrider]

You sure you can handle all that soft, comfortable cotton? I'm not sure you're ready for this much awesome and manly scent. Like damn girl, you will knock the fuck out if I take off my pants.

[Video] No one is surprised

[searsblindly]

I am not sure, but I think so! I think I am ready for this! Do you doubt me, Strider? You will have your pants blown off with how much handle I can do!

Please! I can handle whatever you throw at me. Even your smelly underwear.

[Video] Ever

[moveslikestrider]

You'll find my cotton boxers don't smell that much. I'm a man but I know to wash'em every week, god. What do you take me for here?

You still don't sound like you're ready. I want to hear it.

[Video]

[searsblindly]

But they smell like you. One hundred percent Dave Strider scent!

I am ready! Strider I will should if I have too! I will bathe in your dirty laundry!

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

Alright, you manage to nab'em then you can wear'em.

Strider scent is pure heaven, fyi.

[Video]

[searsblindly]

Challenge accepted!

You are going to miss your Strider scented undergarments! Mark my words.

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

I'm not holding my breath.