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Mr. Strider, I have a request for your attention? Lil Sebastian has ... well, I can't really say he's gone missing, but I'm a bit confused. You said he had a stuffed rabbit beneath his exoskeleton, and now he seems to be wearing it on the outside. Was that some sort of "blending in to get the tactical advantage" setting I don't know about? It's bad enough that I still have to repair Poppop when I "return home", but I don't think Dad will take to a sunglasses wearing critter running about; at least with his more robot-looking appearance, I could have him hold still and pretend to just be a toy you sent.

Honestly, this entire little charade going on around me is nothing short of eyebrow-raising. I can't really have been transported somewhere when all that's happened is Lil Seb looking ready to drop the fridge; I haven't even had the opportunity to get my game yet!

[There's at least a good four minutes before the next text shows up.]

This isn't some ironic test to make me less skeptical about what I'm hearing and seeing, is it? Or is this suddenly one of the occasions where I'm being caught by a giant, squishy, foam butt and have yet to wake up from the weird dreams?

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thats right
its actually pretty simple
but sort of complicated at the same time
if that makes any sense

of course irony is a family thing its striders manifesto made real
did he
what did he say

Yes, that one.
He insisted because when lil Sebastian changed owners, it should have meant a new name as well.

Oh dear.
Do you think this is more... time shenanigans?
Wait, did you already start Sburb?

I haven't even given it the old Crocker go over yet, so I'm hoping I'll dig up something!

Those are easily the best words to represent the situation.

He always was so proud.
I don't think he had the opportunity to really grow up with his brother though.
Dirk never really stated how long he's been without him, but I can tell he misses him.
While it isn't my cup of tea, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the movie is something he feels is a solid connection to you.

Oh that makes sense then.

Yes probably.
No i havent started yet.
Your rabbit whisked me back to my island and got blown up by the dragon circling around.
So now im unconscious.
Er i was unconscious?
Fudge it whatever.

Well, if you require assistance in searching, I'd be more than happy to help once we're nearer in physical location!

thank you

yeah uh not sure how much i should be saying but from what i know there was a 400 year honking difference in when they roamed the earth
i heard about the movies pretty damn sweet
also got told youre a prankster like john

It doesn't sound all that different from what Dirk would explain, even if I still find it incredible to believe.
Yes, Jake is an enormous fan and has rewatched that movie so many times.

Well, I certainly inherited more than just my looks from my dear Poppop!
He's the reason behind these sorts of shenanigans.
I've only had stories to go by from Dad for the longest time.

Hoo hoo, I would like that. Thank you, Aradia!

I suppose you don't quite know how my rabbit got to your location either, huh?
I do hope he managed to escape and only took a blow rather than be ultimately destroyed.

Overall, it doesn't sound like things are going very well.

ocean goat huh
i seen a feww a those before
used to kill em for fefs lusus
the wwhales wwere a lot better though

Wait, they exist for you too?

wwell yeah obvviously
theyre lusus
at least ours wwere i dont knoww wwhat your human seagoats wwere

No problem! The answers could be interesting, don't you think?

What is a lusus?
I never thought creatures like that could really, truly exist!
Oh my gosh, that's really exciting!
I always fancied the idea

What other creatures are there?
Jake often spoke fondly about little flying bulls.
I just assumed he was pulling my chain about those.

Most definitely! I'll have to give you a call later so we can bounce ideas about. I should likely get on the road!

Yes, do take care!! If you meet up with any trainers from this world, they'll expect a battle.

They won't know what hit them when we're done and walking away, hoo hoo!

Yes it was the same way i got to derse in the first place.
We were both on derse with dirk at the time.
Im sad to say that i havent the foggiest where your rabbit got to after that.
My most sincere apologies if it turns out for the worst!

Well things certainly arent going the way we planned at the moment!

Colonel Sa-- oh! Yes! I do, actually. Dad kept it in the safe. The note had something to do with the game, didn't it? I know it mentioned something about the four of us and our titles or whatever. [It's been a while, Jane. He's a little fuzzy on the exact details.] And by us, I mean Rose, Dave, Jade, and myself. But yeah, anyway...why do you ask?

youll find our whole lives are jacked up on ridiculous levels of what the
and its all some big set up to a finish
supposedly
theres a lot of shit being doled out to us who are on our way to your session
but none of that matters here

i think the same goes for him
i never really asked because it never came up

I wondered if there was some note from your future self in your copy. That's a little strange, because it seems like we both had this same book for our childhoods. [How is this possibllllle]

...my future self? [He quirks a brow.]

No, the note was from my Nanna, like you said initially. [He closes his eyes and rubs at his temples, clearly thinking hard about something.] I'm trying to remember exactly what it said but it's been almost two years so it's a little fuzzy.

[You understand, right, Jane?]

The you that grows into becoming my Poppop.

[She's thinking, trying to remember all that it said as well; but two years??] Goodness, that is.. a very long time.

Errr...no it wasn't from him. It was from you. Or the version of you in my universe, I guess. Aha...I am still not really sure about the logistics of how this whole thing works but somehow we all managed to get scrambled up between our two versions of the same universe.

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